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Was Jason right, you can't say you read a book when you listened to the audio book. Or was Gary right, this is an insignificant and stupid thing to be so passionate about?
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THE BEST OF THE WEEK NOV. 16 - 20November 20, 2009
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This week on the show, Reby Sky is the new Miss Howard TV, Chevy Chase calls in, Medicated Pete wins a date, Dan the Song Parody Man gets ganged... |
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SUPERFANS FACE OFFNovember 19, 2009
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Matt, Gina and Steve came in today to compete in the Superfan Triva Contest and, while all three knew a great deal about the show, only one... |
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REBY SKY, DECEMBER’S MISS HOWARD TVNovember 18, 2009
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Miss Howard TV for December, Reby Sky, was introduced this morning and (of course) Artie pronounced her to be the hottest girl to have ever... |
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WHO WILL PETE DATE?November 17, 2009
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Medicated Pete had a hard time choosing between Chris, Dynah and Lila in this morning’s Medicated Pete Dating Game...but in the end, a love... |
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SHE’S A LUMBERJACK AND SHE DON’T CARENovember 16, 2009
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Lisa G came in to read the day’s headlines and everyone commented on her plaid shirt and jeans outfit, which she claimed to have purchased... |
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THE BEST OF THE WEEK NOVEMBER 9 – 13November 13, 2009
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This week on the show, Foreigner performs, Jason and Eric the Midget piss Gary off, 3 Penthouse Pets get naked, Kirk Cameron pisses Howard... |
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THE MOST TALENTED PET IS...November 12, 2009
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Three Penthouse Pets Veronica, Ryan and Taylor, came in this morning to compete in this year’s Penthouse Pet Pageant. |
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SARA JEAN UNDERWOODNovember 11, 2009
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Playboy Playmate of the Year for 2007, Sara Jean Underwood stopped by to promote her new job on Blackbelt TV and talked about her new implants... |
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FOREIGNER PERFORMSNovember 10, 2009
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The guys from Foreigner stopped by today to promote their new album, “Can't Slow Down” and talked about parting ways with Lou Gramm and... |
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KARI ANN PENICHENovember 9, 2009
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Former Miss US Teen, Kari Ann Peniche, stopped by to promote Vh1’s “Sex Rehab” and talked about her troubled past, her “toy” collection... |
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The Best of the Week November 2 - 6November 6, 2009
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This week on the show, Dane Cook gets to visit, Dr. Drew has a new show, Sal has issues with Ross Zapin, DJ Scott The Engineer talks Vegas... |
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THE YANKEES WIN...WILL LOSESNovember 5, 2009
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Howard reported that the New York Yankees’ World Series win last night meant that Will Murray lost his bet to Ross Zapin and would be wearing... |
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DANE COOK DOES THE STERN SHOWNovember 4, 2009
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Comedian Dane Cook paid a visit to the show this morning and said that this was something he had always wanted to do. |
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SPERM DONOR VS TESTICLE DISSECTIONNovember 3, 2009
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Howard reviewed Will Murray’s options for having children this morning, including finding a sperm donor or having his balls dissected and... |
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KENDRA IS SEX SOBERNovember 2, 2009
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Former porn star and good friend of the show, Kendra Jade, stopped by today to promote her appearance in Vh1’s “Celebrity Sex Rehab,”... |
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THE BEST OF THE WEEK OCTOBER 26 – 30October 30, 2009
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This week on the show, Beetlejuice brings a couple of drunken porn stars in, Stephen Stills sings...a little, Rosie O’Donnell reveals all,... |
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SECRET AGENT SYKESOctober 29, 2009
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Comedian Wanda Sykes was in to promote her new Fox TV show and revealed that, before getting into show biz, she worked at the NSA and had a... |
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PORN STARS FOR BEETOctober 28, 2009
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Porn stars Priya Rai and Mariah Milano came in to help Beetlejuice promote his new HowardTV show and when Beet saw the girls naked he predicted... |
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EARLY IN THE MORNING WITH STEPHENOctober 27, 2009
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Stephen Still stopped by to promote his new album, “Live at Shephard's Bush,” and played a few acoustic tunes for the crew but complained... |
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ROSIE REVEALEDOctober 26, 2009
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Rosie O’Donnell stopped by to promote her upcoming Sirius XM radio show and gave a very revealing interview that touched on her mother’s... |
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The Best of the Week October 19- 23October 23, 2009
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This week on the show, Medicated Pete flexes his karaoke muscle, the Big Man tells all, Tracy Morgan is an awesome story teller, Cami Parker... |
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CAMI AND HER “DADDY”October 22, 2009
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The newest Bunny Ranch girl, Cami Parker, stopped by to say hi with her “Daddy,” which is what she calls Bunny Ranch owner, Dennis Hof... |
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THE BIG MAN IS BIGOctober 21, 2009
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The E Street Band’s sax player, Clarence Clemons stopped by to promote his new book, “Big Man: Real Life & Tall Tales,” and had some... |
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BACK AND BLACKOctober 20, 2009
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On the day Artie returned from his “mini-breakdown,” Tracy Morgan stopped by to promote his new book, “I’m the New Black,” and gave... |
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SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOODOctober 19, 2009
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Self-proclaimed vampire Seregon O’Dassey came in to explain what it means to be a vampire, saying there are two types of vampires: blood... |
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The Best of the Week October 12 - 16October 16, 2009
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This week on the show Howard tries to help Miss Howard TV find the orgasm she never had, Richard Belzer pays a visit, a topless Mad Dog Russo... |
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MISS HOWARD TV IS ORGASM FREEOctober 15, 2009
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November’s Miss Howard TV, Paulina Sherwood, revealed that she has never had an orgasm, which was confirmed with an unsuccessful, but father-endorse... |
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THAT’S ONE MAD DOGOctober 14, 2009
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Chris “Mad Dog” Russo stopped by today to talk about baseball playoffs and football and finished things off by getting topless – which... |
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THE BELZ IS EVERYWHEREOctober 13, 2009
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Richard Belzer stopped by to promote his new book, “I Am Not A Psychic,” and noted that his Detective Munch character had appeared in 10... |
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THE BEST OF THE WEEK OCTOBER 5 – 9October 9, 2009
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This week on the show Bai Ling visits dressed as Howard, Reggie Jackson gives an awesome interview, Gene Simmons calls in, Sal has a geography... |
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DOES ROBIN MISS JIM FLORENTINE?October 8, 2009
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Jim Florentine stopped by to promote his new Vh1 show, “That Metal Show,” and claimed Robin absolutely did miss him when he was on the... |
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BAI LING IS WILDOctober 7, 2009
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Bai Ling stopped by to promote her latest film, “A Beautiful Life,” wearing a wig and overcoat she described as her Howard Stern costume... |
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ARTIE MEETS HIS MR.OCTOBEROctober 6, 2009
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Hall of famer and former Yankee great, Reggie Jackson, stopped by to promote his upcoming Mad Dog Radio show and Artie explained why he had... |
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D.A.G. IS ON THE LOOSEOctober 5, 2009
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Comedian David Alan Grier stopped by to promote his new book, “Barack Like Me,” and talked about his performance on “Dancing With The... |
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The Best of the Week September 21 - 25September 25, 2009
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This week on the show, Michael Moore criticizes capitalism, David Arquette defends “Cougars,” Sal, Britney and Sarah compete in an Idiot... |
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DUMB, DUMBER & DUMBESTSeptember 24, 2009
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Sal, Britney and Sarah competed in a trivia contest to see who was the smartest and before it was over, two of them were naked and one of them... |
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MICHAEL MOORE IS CONTROVERSIALSeptember 23, 2009
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Michael Moore and his security detail stopped by to promote his latest film, “Capitalism: A Love Story.” Michael discussed the differences... |
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WHITNEY CUMMINGS RETURNSSeptember 22, 2009
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Funniest, Hottest Chick Contest runner-up, Whitney Cummings stopped by today to talk about Facebook, doing stand-up in Dubai and her time on... |
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MISS HOWARDTV IS ALL NATURALSeptember 21, 2009
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Howard welcomed October’s Miss HowardTV, Dominique DiCaprio, to the studio and after thorough examinations by 5-6 resident experts Dominique’s... |
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The Best of the Week September 14 - 18September 18, 2009
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This week on the show, Rod Blagojevich stops by, Michael Strahan visits with his fiancé, Nicole Murphy, Dustin Hoffman calls in, Howard analyzes... |
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GREG FITZSIMMONS ON THE DEFENSIVESeptember 17, 2009
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Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons stopped by today to promote some upcoming shows and got raked over the coals by Howard and the crew over his questionable... |
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MITCH FATEL SPAWNED STUTTERING JOHNSeptember 16, 2009
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Former intern/comedian, Mitch Fatel stopped by today and told how his parents made him stop interning on the show so he recommended the guy... |
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MEET THE FUTURE MRS. STRAHANSeptember 15, 2009
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Former Giant defensive end, Michael Strahan stopped by to promote his new Fox sitcom and told some great stories, but his fiancé, Nicole Murphy... |
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BLAGO WANTS YOU TO HEAR THE TAPESSeptember 14, 2009
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Former Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich stopped by to promote his new book and told Howard that the wiretap tapes used to indict him would... |
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The Best of the Week September 8 - 11September 11, 2009
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This week on the show, Howard punishes Gary, Kathy Griffin & Sandra Bernhard stop by, Sal discuses his fetish, there’s a new World’s Strongest... |
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THE WORLD’S STRONGEST NAKED WOMANSeptember 10, 2009
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Anju, Jade and Sarah came in to compete for the title of The World’s Strongest Naked Woman but the real story was the brawl that almost broke... |
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TALES FROM KATHY’S LIFESeptember 9, 2009
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Kathy Griffin stopped by to promote her new auto-biography and, in addition to admitting to having a huge crush on Fred, dished some dirt on... |
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THEY CAN’T JUST GET ALONGSeptember 8, 2009
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The sparks were flying in the studio as Rodney King and his opponent, former police officer, Simon Aouad, stopped by to promote their upcoming... |
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The Best of the Week August 31 - September 4September 4, 2009
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This week on the show Geraldo talks Latinos and Michael Jackson, Howard sets a new standard that annoys Lisa G, the crew pay tribute to Ted... |
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