HOWARD'S DAUGHTER-EDIT
Howard told the crew his daughter recently asked to hear his Eminem interview, so he had to have Gary check the audio before sending it over. Gary came in to say he only took out a couple things, citing jokes Howard had made about ecstasy and having sex with his father: "That interview is incredible...he can't tell you enough...and he's funny too!" Howard had one little piece of advice for the young rapper he wanted Gary to add into the original interview for his daughter’s benefit: "You should've waited till you got married to have sex."
DR. DREW ON SEX ADDICTION
Dr. Drew stopped by to promote Vh1's “Sex Rehab” and insisted – no matter what anyone else claims – that sex addiction is a serious issue: "It can go way too far." Drew cited “Sex Rehab” participant, Amber Smith as someone with a “love addiction,” an infatuation with "the idea. The fantasy...these are all intimacy disorders." Howard asked what healthy intimacy was, so Drew explained: "To be comfortable giving and receiving love."
ROBIN WITH THE SMACKDOWN
Robin took issue with Drew's penchant for mentioning her "off the charts" narcissism test results during his last press tour: "I don't like reading about myself...I'm no 'tested 34.' That was bogus." Drew apologized, but Robin continued: "You just don't sit there and say now Robin Quivers is this, this, this and this based on some test I took home and did however I did...it's in print, Drew. You can't apologize. There's no book that the re-test will come out in. There's no way to undo what he did."
KARI ANN PENICHE KICKED OFF “SEX REHAB”
told the crew he had to kick Kari Ann Peniche (and several staffers) off “Sex Rehab” after a physical incident: "She wouldn't get out of bed. She was being abusive...I actually fired staff...they were provoked to a point where they had to go away." Drew added that Kari Ann was doing much better after the taping of the upcoming season of “Celebrity Rehab.”
DREW ON SUBUTEX & ANAL SEX
Drew said he wasn't a fan of subutex (the drug that ultimately failed to help Artie kick heroin): "It's the new methadone basically."
Or the effect of porn on young males: "They all want to have anal sex. And women don't like it! They're in pain and yet they subject themselves to this." Or of the salary Vh1 pays him for the various “Rehab” shows: "My dream is to put my kids through graduate school."
DANE COOK MASTURBATES 23HRS A DAY
Dane Cook stopped by and told the crew he was pretty pathetic before hitting it big: "I was masturbating – violently – 23 hours a day...it's been a wild ride. But I'm still masturbating violently. I still find the time." Asked about his celebrity hook-ups, Dane wouldn’t admit to banging Jessica Simpson: "[There were] little dalliances here and there...that was just kinda hanging out." And denied bedding Kate Hudson: "She had a boyfriend at the time."
Dane said the years between his 22nd and 26th birthdays were "legendary for me," as he got to bang a lot of C-list celebrities ("Like Soleil Moon Frye's assistant-level."), including Nicole Scherzinger, lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls: "Nobody knew for about 7 or 8 months." Howard asked: "What happened there?" And Dane laughed: "What doesn't?" Dane said he liked Nicole a lot but "she was really very driven and you can't be with that for a very long time."
