Mark the Bagger: The Life Story Is Coming

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Wack Packer Mark the Bagger returned to the studio this morning to catch up with Howard and even he had some insight into the Hulk Hogan and Bubba the Love Sponge: Let them settle it “in the ring.”

Mark is a huge Hulk Hogan fan and hoped that the wrestler might buy TNA Wrestling with his settlement money.

Last time Mark was on the show he was promoting a new line of cologne called Bagger No. 7, which ended up selling out reportedly. Mark told Howard that he didn’t make much money off of the product line though and won’t be producing any more.

He also revealed that his manager, Anthony, allegedly had him sign a contract that gave Anthony control over the “Mark the Bagger” brand. Howard, worried that Anthony could then find a new Mark, called the manager into the studio as well to get to the bottom of what was going on.

Once Anthony was in-studio though, Mark’s tune changed and he admitted that they split everything 50-50. Howard had Anthony leave for a moment again to make sure the Wack Packer wasn’t being taken advantage of and ultimately was convinced that Anthony has Mark’s best interest at heart.

Anthony revealed that he is currently working on a book about Mark and will be shopping the story to publishers soon. “There’s so much stuff that he does every day,” Anthony offered as hype.

During his time in the studio this morning, Mark also told Howard about his celebrity crush – one of the Fox TV hosts (though he wasn’t sure which one). Howard countered asking if Mark really thought any of them were in his league.

“No, but give me a chance. One shot,” Mark confidently responded.

Mark recently broke up with his girlfriend of five years because she cheated on him and revealed he has been masturbating more than ever. The most shocking revelation though was that Mark simply leaves his semen on the carpet and lets it dry there.

Moreover, aside from the Fox News women, Mark also told Howard that he masturbates to democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton … and Monica Lewinsky.

Howard, who was astonished by the disclosure, wondered if Mark ever imagined Bill Clinton walking in on them. “I don’t give a damn – fuck him,” Mark defiantly answered.

And speaking of the presidential race, Mark said that he would be voting for Donald Trump – and he isn’t kidding. Mark explained that he always votes. His justification was a little less clear: Trump is “just cool,” he said.