Wolfie Reports from the 17th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

In late July thousands of Insane Clown Posse fans (and the Stern Show’s own Wolfie) descended on Thornville, Ohio for the annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

This year’s debauchery-filled four-day event featured an announcement by Shaggy2Dope and Violent J that they would be marching on Washington, D.C. in 2017 (which was met with a barrage of “whoop! whoops!”), plus all of the ridiculous antics that have made the event infamous.

Here are just a few of the crazy things Wolfie discovered while talking to the Juggalos:

• One Juggalo smoked a concoction consisting of “black tar heroin crossed with fentanyl and crystal meth.”
• When asked about the craziest thing he had ever seen at the Gathering, another Juggalo recounted: “I’ve seen a girl get fisted in her vagina with a handful of glow sticks … She consented.”
• Another man stapled his testicles to his leg, which seemed almost tame compared to a separate incident where someone reportedly cut off their own nipple.
• A Juggalette named Psychosis was observed by Wolfie walking around with a plastic baby on a stick. “I’m carrying around a baby on a stick that has a dick,” she told Wolfie. “I’m asking people to lick that baby dick.”

“I can see why they look forward to that event,” Wolfie concluded of the wild gathering.