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The 2015 Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards Are Finally Here!
The 2015 Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards Are Finally Here!
The only awards show where the stars really bare it all.
You watched the Oscars, which weren’t that big a deal, and you rejoiced in Howard’s triumphant acceptant of the Best Men’s Hair in America award, which was a huge deal, well, there is one final awards ceremony this season—the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards!
The great Mr. Skin stopped by this morning to announce the winners of the prestigious award in the various categories and below are the winners. Congratulations to all!
Best Upskirt – Megan Swanson (Miss Nebraska) in the Miss America Pageant
Nudecomer of the Year – Gaia Weiss in “Vikings”
Best Butthole Blur Fail – Jessie Nizewitz in “Dating Naked”
Best Breasts – Alexandra Daddario in “True Detective”
Best Over 50 Nude Scenes – Sharon Stone in “Fading Gigolo”
Best Full-Frontal – Scarlett Johansson in “Under the Skin”
Hottest Masturbation Scene – Lili Simmons in “Banshee”
Best Butt – Keri Russell in “The Americans”
Best Pressed Mams – Monika Dorota in “The Mighty Angel”
Best Sideburger – Nicole Fox in “Redlands”
Best Lesbian Scene – Sara Malakul Lane and Erin O’Brien in “17 & Life: Jailbait”
Best Nip-Drip – Hege Serine Golf in “Lilyhammer”
Stretchiest Nipples – Charlotte Gainsbourg in “Nymphomaniac Vol. II”
Best Bush While Sucking Toe – Sylvia Hoeks in “The Best Offer”
Monster Muff – Gaby Hoffman in “Girls”
Best Upside Down Cake – Caroline White in “24 Exposures”
Best Right Boob Only – Betsy Brandy in “Masters of Sex”
Best Lip-Slip – Pamela Adlon in “Californication”
Best TV Show – “Masters of Sex” (which includes a nude appearance by our own Sarah Silverman)
Breast Picture – “Nymphomaniac”
Lifetime Skinchievement Award – Julianne Moore (we’re sure this means more to her than the Oscar)
All actresses who get nude onscreen are winners, but these are the highest winners of them all.