Pat Robertson And His Wildly Inappropriate Theories

Everybody’s least favorite TV personality Pat Robertson blamed ‘witchcraft in the family’ for a boys stomach pains.

Howard listened to some amazing tape of a Comcast representative stonewall a dissatisfied customer as he tries to cancel the service.

Taro, a contestant in yesterday’s Nicole Bass Dating Game called in and asked Howard to help him get a date with Lisa G. Unfortunately, Howard could be of no help to him, but Zack and Nicole are still together and planning their first date as you read this.

Howard never liked the comic strip Peanuts, but loves the TV shows ‘The Strain’ and ‘The Leftovers’.