Mr. Skin’s 2012 Anatomy Awards

Mr. Skin stopped by with this year’s Anatomy Awards, saying much of the legwork had been done by an army of “Skin Scouts“—men around the world with their eyes peeled. “They’re just guys that live in their mom’s basement and go see movies and report to meI,” he told Howard Wednesday.

At Howard’s behest, Mr. Skin then read off a few of this year’s winners—all of which can be seen on MrSkin.com:

Best Bikini Scene – Brooklyn Decker in “Just Go With It”

Best Coin Slot (Butt Cleavage) – Mila Kunis in “Friends With Benefits”

Best Network Upskirt – Meredith Vieira on the “Today” show

Best Network Nip-Slip – Nicki Minaj on “Good Morning America”

Best Nude Debut – Emmy Rossum on “Shameless”

Best Thong Scene – Natalie Portman in “Your Highness”

Best Breasts – Lake Bell on “How To Make It In America”

Best Butt – Nathalie Emmanuel on “Misfits”

Breast TV Show – “Game of Thrones”

Creepiest Nude Scene – Emily Browning in “Sleeping Beauty”

Best “Skiing” (Double Handjob) Scene – Rachel Germaine on “Weeds”

Best (Simulated Oral with a) Banana Scene – Jennifer Aniston in “Horrible Bosses”

Best 3D Nude Scene – Charlotte Ross in “Drive Angry”

Best Grannie Panties – Laura Ramsey in “Kill the Irishman”

Best Nude Cheerleader – Kaitlin Doubleday on “Hung”

Best Nude While Ironing – Shanola Hampton on “Shameless”

Breast Picture – “Shame”

And everyone’s favorite, Most Niptastic Nips – Rachel Shelley in “Strike Back”