Ass Napkin Ed Loves Tight Women

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard listened to a clip from one of Shuli’s Howard100 News reports in which Ass Napkin Ed praised Debbie the Amazing Pet Lady’s vagina: “She’s so tight.” Howard loved Ed’s attitude (“He’s got a way with women…he wants a tight vagina. That’s it.”) but doubted he would be able to get away with same degree of candor in his own relationship: “Gary, cancel that card to Beth saying, ‘I love how tight you are.'”