Show Rundown: March 9, 2011
The Evolution of Rickyman
Howard Tires of the Twitter Haters
Baba Booey Loses Advisory Vote
Steve Langford Is No Help
Tabitha Stevens on Her Time with Charlie Sheen
Tabitha Stevens on Her Time with Charlie Sheen
Porn star Tabitha Stevens called in to say she used to sleep with Charlie Sheen: “I got paid to do it.” Tabitha claimed he’d once even paid her $10,000, but she almost didn’t want the check: “I felt weird taking money from him because I liked him.”
Tabitha worked her way up to $10,000 from an initial payment of $5,000. For their first meet, Charlie sent a limo: “He wants to impress you when you meet him.”
Asked what Charlie was like in bed, Tabitha shrugged: “I think he said on your show that he’s not into crazy stuff. And he really isn’t. He’s not one of those guys that last a long time. It’s missionary. It wasn’t any weird position. And yeah, he’s a missionary kind of guy.”
Tabitha also confirmed Charlie’s claims about his penis size: “I would say in the eight inch range.” Robin thought that could be the problem: “That could drive you crazy. A big cock. Too much testosterone.”
Running from Papa Sheen
Tabitha said she eventually started refusing Charlie’s money but never considered herself his girlfriend: “I had to take him out of the hospital once but I never lived with him.”
Asked to explain, Tabitha recounted: “He thought he’d gotten gout in his foot. He was hiding under a desk when I saw him. It was really strange.”
When Charlie checked in, his father, legendary actor Martin Sheen, threatened to have him detained, so Charlie summoned Tabitha to sneak him out: “So his dad couldn’t have him arrested.”
With her final check, she paid for her first cosmetic surgery procedure: “How weird is that.” She’s since paid for countless more.