Ronnie the Limo Driver Is WInning

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard played clips of Ronnie the Limo Driver’s most recent Ricks Cabaret appearance–and laughed that the club’s customers must not be excited to see Ronnie instead of a naked girl.

Ronnie came in to defend himself: “I don’t stay up there long. I just go up there and go a little crazy.” Howard turned to Robin, hinting at the benefits Ronnie reaps from said appearances: “You want to meet a guy who’s living the Charlie Sheen lifestyle?” Ronnie laughed: “I’m a winner! Winning!” In one clip,

Ronnie screamed at the audience with no real direction in mind: “Hey! What’s going on? Yea–oh! You want to put a dollar in me? Look at you! What’s going on?” Howard wondered how often Ronnie scrubbed off the stink of stripper: “You ever feel dirty when you get home?” Ronnie laughed: “No. I feel drunk.” In another clip, Ronnie could be heard haranguing the audience: “Don’t everybody look so happy!” Howard sympathized with them: “What a depressing night…you’re such a charmer. I can’t tell you how proud I am that you’re out there representing the show.”