Howard’s Soul Dance

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said he’d decided against karaoke so everyone could celebrate together: “I think if we were all dancing, it’d be more fun. But we’ve all seen me dance, so let’s not focus on that.”

Howard then stood and showed everyone how he’d really like to dance–how he’d dance if no one was watching: “That’s how I feel inside! But I’m afraid to do that!”

Robin and Lisa G laughed that Howard’s dance had broken new ground (“It was very original.”), so Fred warned Howard not to listen to her: “Don’t let them snow you.”

Howard said he knew better–he danced “like a gay epileptic.”

Fred said Robin would only mock Howard’s efforts: “She’ll be laughing all the way to Thailand.”