Greg Fitzsimmons Sits in on the News

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Greg Fitzsimmons stopped by to sit in on Robin’s news and told the crew about his recent visit to Bubba the Love Sponge’s studio in Florida: “It looks like a cult compound. Yeah. It looked like Waco, Texas. The Branch Davidians.”

Greg said he shared the greenroom with a drunk midget: “He’s wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Your girlfriend supports midget abuse’ and he’s drinking Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper out of a McDonald’s cup and he’s already pissed on the couch.”

Things only escalated when Bubba started pulling handguns from underneath his console: “He’s got three of ’em!”