Show Rundown: May 25, 2010

Harem girl-turned-rockstar wife stops in and shares her story, plus Howard and his family hit a red carpet

May 25, 2010
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Today on the Stern Show: Howard, Beth, and his daughter hit the “Sex & the City 2” red carpet, but Lisa G. struggles to find a good spot; Robin plans another charity dinner, much to the staff’s chagrin; Jillian Barberie was apparently wasted at Kimmel’s party; Gary reports on meeting Bob Saget at John Stamos party; plus ex-harem girl Jillian Lauren stops by and explains how she got into the lifestyle.

Howard’s Backed Up

King of All Media has been storing a lot inside

May 25, 2010

Howard said the film still hadn’t started an hour after its 7pm start time, so he left early to get some rest. Back at home, Howard had trouble falling asleep and decided to masturbate. However, as he started, he realized he had shaken a lot of people’s hands at the movie premier and started to worry that he might transmit some disease to his penis. Eventually he gave up because he couldn’t make it happen: “I lost my arousal…I took the tissues, I threw them back into the tissue box. Disgusted! I had all three tissues ready.”

Howard explained to Robin: “I’m a three tissue guy. I don’t mind telling you that. I don’t mind sharing that with you. My load is so huge and hard, I break through the first two tissues. I’m not kidding. That’s got to turn you on, Robin. As a woman. A big, thick load. Shows you how f’ing backed up I am.”

Howard said he continued to toss and turn until Beth got home–but she was too tired to release his poison: “It was embarrassing. My whole life is embarrassing. Lest anyone think I’m out there having fun.”

Robin Plans Another Charity Dinner

May 25, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard told Robin he had heard that the staff was concerned by news that she was planning another charity dinner, as she tends to use them rope staffers into obligations: “Everyone’s wanting me to ask you: Would you just end it?”

Robin insisted she wasn’t forcing anyone to do anything: “If they don’t want to be involved they don’t have to be.”

Howard said he’d heard a different story. According to reports from several staffers, Robin told Sal and Richard just yesterday that they “will be” hosting a table at her next charity dinner.

JD came in to confirm the story: “I was actually worried she was going to come up to me next.”

Howard also complained that Robin had scheduled the dinner on a weeknight: “Why you keeping the staff up late on a work night? Why are you doing that?”