Dave Attell Is Hosting the AVN Awards

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Dave Attell stopped by to promote his co-hosting gig at the AVN Awards and complained about the popularity of the “Twilight” books/movies with young women: “You’re not sitting at home masturbating to a mermaid, right?”

Dave then said he was looking forward to hanging with Kayden Kross, who would be his AVN Awards co-host, as she looked like “the whole 9 on the Tiger Woods love course.” Dave went on to say he was a big porn fan: “Whoever made the vagina – be it God or whoever – did a perfect job because it looks the same before and after sex. Can you say the same about your penis?”

Howard told a story of how he was once approached about the possibility of taking over Playboy Magazine, but he turned it down as he didn’t think he fit the Hef mold. Dave thought that honesty was what separated Howard from Hugh Hefner: “He sells a fantasy. You take that fantasy and bend it over and show everyone what it really is.”