Artie’s Not Gambling

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie confessed that he’d recently kicked another vice: “I’m not gambling…I’m just uh, you know, what the f’? Trying to find a hobby.” Unfortunately, he lost the passion for sports as well: “I’ve stopped gambling and I realized I’m not as big a sports fan. Listen, I’m a huge Yankees fan and I’m happy they won but I’d be way happier if they won and I won ten grand.”