Ralph Even Makes Himself Sick

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

It seems Ralph Cirella shouldn’t get used to beach life. On Tuesday, Howard explained that after he discovered his longtime stylist nude in his guest bedroom in a pool of his own vomit, Ralph has lost his permanent invite. “I saw his asshole,” Howard recalled. “It was disgusting.”

Later, Ralph called in to defend himself. “I didn’t gorge … I didn’t shit the bed,” he insisted. “I was blacked out. I don’t remember it.”

When Ralph offered to pay for the roughly $1,500 worth of bed linens, Howard had other ideas. “Just don’t come back,” he suggested.