Don’t Mess With This Midget

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Eric the Midget called in to complain that he hadn’t heard from Johnny Fratto in over a week and blamed Steve Langford for the silence. The little guy was on fire: he screamed at Fred for playing sound effects, Artie for calling him a “little douche,” Robin for asking questions and Howard for just talking. Eric said he feared Johnny was trying to cut him out of the JFSC empire: “I’m supposed to be a part of the [HowardTV’s “Charlie’s Angels” remake] casting call and I haven’t heard from Johnny in a week.”