Eric the Actor Wants to Hold a World’s Hottest Stripper Contest

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Eric the Actor called in and immediately complained about being left on hold for so long, so Howard informed him – for the millionth time – that he didn’t plan his show around Eric’s calls.

Eric asked if Howard had seen the photos of his birthday party at a strip club and Howard said he had. Eric then announced his mission to find the world’s hottest stripper, saying the winner of his contest would get (or, really, have to accept) the following “perks”: Eric as her personal manager, a 7-year contract with Eric’s modeling agency, and a room in Eric’s house.

Ralph Cirella called in to ask why Eric was on the phone if he was done with the show, so Eric said his “fans” have been begging him to call in. Eric then plugged his strip club sponsor, betraying his real motivation. Howard asked Eric why the winner of his “World’s Hottest Stripper” contest would have to live with him, so the Wack Packer explained he planned on monitoring the winner so she wouldn’t “go out and get herself knocked up.”