George Takei Plays ‘Either/Or’ Live on the Air

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said Sal played a game of Either/Or with last week’s announcer, George Takei, with these results:

• Anal or oral? George said oral.

• Longer or wider? George went with wider.

• Shaved or hairy? George picked hairy.

• Spit or swallow? George went with swallow.

• Giving or receiving? George said giving.

• Streisand or Manilow? George went with Streisand.

• African Americans or Puerto Ricans? George picked African Americans.

• Making love or getting rammed hard? George chose making love.

• Artie Lange or Howard Stern? George went with Howard.

• Moaning or talking dirty? George replied, “Moaning, definitely.”

• Top or bottom? George picked top.

• Fingers or toys? George selected toys.

• Tossing salad or having your salad tossed? George responded with having his salad tossed.

• Shaquille O’Neal or Michael Jordan? George picked Michael Jordan.

• George Clooney or Brad Pitt? George went with Brad Pitt.

• “A Streetcar Named Desire” or “A Chorus Line”? George picked “A Streetcar Named Desire.