There’s Only so Much Time

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Robin brought up that it doesn’t look like the weather is going to cooperate for Friday’s parade, and that she heard that day’s forecast includes both sleet and freezing rain. When

Howard said that he was thinking about canceling the plans for the final show because of the weather, Artie pointed out that too many people have made plans to attend, so it was too late for such a decision.

Fred agreed with Artie and added that Wendy the Retard and her mother had already begun their drive to the city this morning. Double A called in and announced that he can’t wait for the final show, and that he’s been working on his speech for it. Despite Double A’s enthusiasm, Gary noted that, due to the time restrictions they’ll be facing on Friday, some people who want to speak, including Double A, won’t be allowed to do so. Double A replied that he’s done everything he could for the show throughout the years, and proceeded to give a sample of what he planned to say at the parade.

However, Howard told Double A that Gary has final say over who gets to speak, so the list will be up to his discretion.