Benjy Bronk Has Stopped Watching Porn and Started Reading Erotic Literature

From squatting in a college dorm to dating during the pandemic, Benjy Bronk’s bold life choices have repeatedly fascinated Howard and his listeners. On Tuesday, the staffer made yet another startling revelation: he stopped watching porn and instead started reading it.

“He told me he likes a website called LitErotica.com—it’s mostly text-based sexy stories,” Howard told listeners. “He reads them and gets aroused.”

Benjy admitted he was just trading in one porn habit for another. “First, I tried to just jerk off to nothing, to just the physical stimulation. That’s almost impossible,” he said, later adding, “This is just an intermediate step. I’d rather get off porn completely.”

“Why put yourself through that?” Howard asked

“I thought it was mentally healthier not to rely on porn so much. There’s so much stuff written on the internet about how it dulls your senses,” Benjy responded.

Benjy went into further detail, explaining what he wears while reading porn to why it takes longer for him to reach completion. “It is a little tougher to go back and forth, reading and jerking,” he said.

The staffer’s revelations didn’t end there, either. Last month, he told Howard he selected his therapist in part because of her “nice” face. On Tuesday, Benjy admitted he now might be trying to subconsciously seduce her. “She is cute and I find myself trying to dress a little nicer, like wash my face,” he said.

“He’s on a date!” Howard’s co-host Robin Quivers laughed.

“When a woman is nice to me I feel good,” Benjy explained shortly before inducing Robin to say nice things about him. “Don’t I look pretty good right now on camera?” he asked her. “I look kind of attractive right now.”

“I can see your eyes really well and your beard is trimmed and all that and a nice shirt,” she responded. “Yeah, you’re looking good.”

Howard was shocked by what he was hearing and wondered if his co-host found Benjy attractive enough to sleep with.

“Well, if he wasn’t talking I might entertain the idea,” Robin laughed.

“I think Robin has been quarantined too long,” Howard concluded.