Longtime Guest Siobhan Calls in With an Update

Longtime guest Siobhan in 2007 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

After a years-long absence from the Stern Show, Siobhan called in to give Howard an update on things. “I’ve got all these old-age problems like arthritis and stuff but I’m still here,” the former frequent guest said on Tuesday. “I still get up in the morning and walk around and stuff.”

When asked about any recent sexual activity, Siobhan cited a lukewarm attitude towards people and described being “transspecies.” “I’m with the animals, I just want to be with them from now on. I don’t like humans too much,” Siobhan revealed. “I still have like erotic dreams sometimes but they always involve a cat … I was really more of a transspecies kind of critter than like just a transgender.”

After catching up and recalling stories from the old days, both Howard and co-host Robin Quivers appeared genuinely happy to hear from Siobhan. “It’s a great walk down memory lane,” Howard revealed. “I’m just happy to hear you’re doing OK and you’re alive.”

“Yeah, it’s good to hear you’re still with us,” Robin added.