“If you want me to be truthful, Ronnie has to vote for Joe Biden – that’s it,” Ralph said in response to the idea that he share his sexual history.
“If I have to do this, then he has to say how many cocks he’s sucked and everything else,” Howard’s driver responded.
In brokering the possible deal, Howard laid out how he thinks the transaction should go. “You’ve really got to answer a few questions,” he told Ralph. Those questions are: has he ever done anything sexual with another man? Has he ever performed oral sex on a man? Has a man ever penetrated him? “That’s the gay trifecta,” Howard explained.
While the proposal would result in dramatic revelations from both parties, Chris Wilding concluded it was his friend Ralph who would be putting more on the line. “If Ralph has gone this long in the closet, it obviously means an awful lot to him,” the staffer analyzed. “It’s a big deal.”
“Ronnie, you hold the power,” Howard concluded. “This is what we call a Cocktober miracle.”
Watch more on the proposal in the video (above) and tune into Wednesday’s Stern Show!