Ronnie Mund and Stephanie Talk Packing Up Sex Toys for Vegas and His Recent Health Scare in the Bedroom
Ronnie Mund and Stephanie Talk Packing Up Sex Toys for Vegas and His Recent Health Scare in the Bedroom
“I felt like I was gonna pass out,” Howard’s soon-to-be former limo driver says
The clock keeps ticking for the Stern Show staffer whose favorite phrase is “whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock.”
Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund and his fiancée Stephanie are moving from New York to Las Vegas this summer, and on Monday they told Howard and co-host Robin Quivers they’re nearly all packed up and ready to go.
Howard struggled to wrap his mind around his longtime employee’s impending departure. “I’m very upset that Ronnie is leaving. I really am,” he said, before taking a stroll down memory lane and recalling how Mr. Mund went from a superfan clamoring for a driving job to the beloved radio star he is today.
“It’s really bumming me out that Ronnie’s leaving, but I get it,” Howard continued. “The guy’s 71-years-old and he’s doing the actuarial table. He’s saying, ‘Hey, I might have two or three years left.’”
Ronnie was sad to be going, too, but he remained convinced it was the right move. “I’ve had enough. It’s time for a change. Sorry,” he said.
While gearing up for the big move, Ronnie had seemingly spent much of his time boxing up his racing memorabilia and sex toys, including cock rings, lubrication, and vibrators.
“Did [you] keep the Richard and Sal dildos?” Robin asked with a laugh.
“I didn’t get to that drawer yet,” Ronnie said.
While the sex toys were headed west, the staffer’s pornography collection was largely headed for the trash heap. “You gotta see all the porno we threw out. Oh my god, it was insane,” Ronnie said. “I must’ve had 150 tapes … We kept about maybe 10 tapes. That’s it.”
Speaking of intimacy, Howard heard the staffer recently got lightheaded after he had “pumped one out real hard” with Stephanie.
“I was outside working all day, you know, throwing stuff out of the house,” Ronnie explained. “I was very charged up, but yet I was exhausted.”
“We had dinner, watched some TV, and I got really horny for some reason,” the retiring limo driver continued before going off on a tangent about how Stephanie stopped wearing yoga pants and bra-less tank tops.
“Sounds like Stephanie is retiring, too,” Howard laughed.
“You wanna ask her? She’s here,” Ronnie said, inviting his fiancée to hop on camera.
“Am I really supposed to look good all the time?” Stephanie said after joining the show. “Sometimes, after like a 12-hour shift and I’ve just been nonstop on my feet all day, I literally just want my sweatpants and a good hoodie, and to wrap up under a blanket, and lay down and watch some TV.”
Howard wondered if she was subconsciously trying to send Ronnie a message to slow down his libido.
“Maybe, but it doesn’t work,” she responded. “All I have to do is get undressed and I’m naked, and that’s it. It’s over.”
Stephanie then shared her side of the story about Ronnie’s recent bedroom health scare. “I think he’s just too stressed out,” she said. “He’s been going nonstop for almost a week … It’s been a lot on him, and of course he gets this urge and [goes] all out.”
Ronnie couldn’t explain it any better. “I don’t know what happened. It was kind of crazy. It was like this big explosion and I felt like I was gonna pass out,” he said. “I fell off of her afterwards and I was just laying there, breathing my brains out.”
“All my frustration came out inside her,” Ronnie added.
To Howard, it seemed fitting. “Wouldn’t it be appropriate if Ronnie died during sex?” he asked.
“It would be,” Robin laughed. “Wouldn’t you like to go that way, Ronnie?”
“Yes, definitely,” he responded.