VIDEO: Sal Governale and Richard Christy Play the Xylophone With Their Penises

For the Stern Show fans saddened by the end of Cocktober, Sal Governale and Richard Christy’s new xylophone stunt must have been music to their ears.

The staffers entered the studio on Wednesday morning with mallets attached to their penises so they could play a xylophone in a most unusual fashion. Looking on at the musical depravity, Howard couldn’t help but remark how much things had changed in the span of 24 hours. “It’s hard to believe that just yesterday I was talking to Barbra Streisand and now Sal’s pants are down,” he laughed.

Sal, who’d spent the entire morning with his manhood connected to the mallet, wasn’t shy about showing it off. “My dick has never looked so good,” he said shortly before wowing everyone with a penis-fueled rendition of the kids’ lullaby “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.”

“Whoa, pretty good,” Howard remarked.

Richard went next. Always the professional musician, he brought his own sheet music and encouraged his colleagues to guess the song he was playing with his man mallet. It was “Baby Shark.”

Name That Tune continued as Richard and Sal played “Jingle Bells,” “Three Blind Mice,” “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” and even “Frère Jacques.”

Robin was hardly impressed. “I wanted some ‘Chopsticks,’” she said.