PHOTOS: Sal Governale and Richard Christy Get Naked and Sing ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Into Each Other’s Penises
“It smelled like somebody put sardines in their armpit and ran a marathon,” Richard laments
December 6, 2023Sal Governale and Richard Christy wore Santa Claus hats and little else on Wednesday morning for an all-new musical segment they called Carol of the Balls.
“The boys are great entertainers … and they wanted to do something special for the holidays,” Howard told listeners, explaining the naked staffers would get into the “sixty-nine” position and sing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” into one another’s genitals.
While they got an ‘A’ for effort, neither Sal nor Richard received high marks for hygiene. After Richard revealed he hadn’t showered or even properly wiped himself in quite some time, Sal took things one step further: “I haven’t washed my penis for the last three days,” he said.
“Ugh, it’s touching the mic,” Richard lamented before they began.
Sal got on his back first and Richard climbed on top of him. “Oh god, no — this is horrible,” Sal screamed as Richard’s Santa hat inadvertently tickled his testicles.
The two started singing the classic holiday tune but quickly had to stop after Richard got so grossed out he vomited on Sal’s arm. “It smelled like somebody put sardines in their armpit and ran a marathon. It’s horrible,” Richard said.
The men gave it another go but hit pause once again when Sal got a mouthful of pubic hair. “We need to do this with a clean, sexy gentleman — not with Richard,” Sal joked.
For their third and fourth efforts, Sal got on top. Richard once again got sick, but he and Sal still saw it through to the end. “We did it!” Richard exclaimed right before Sal squatted down on his face.
“Merry Christmas and god bless Ralph Cirella – we love you,” Sal concluded.
“I think he really, truly would’ve loved the sacrifice you two made today,” Howard agreed.
Hear the full performance (below).