Take the Stern Show’s 2023 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz

The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?

December 22, 2023
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  • “Do you love my dad?” _____ repeatedly asking Howard about his thoughts on their father during their Stern Show interview

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      Chris Distefano

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      Jay Pharoah

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      Nick Cannon

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      Post Malone

  • “I have a lap now and I’d actually like to … take it for a test drive.” _____ on wanting a lap dance while visiting Ronnie in Vegas since losing weight

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      Jon Hein

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      Jason Kaplan

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      Benjy Bronk

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      Memet Walker

  • “I know I want to do more … but I don’t want to look like I’m juggling, which is what I look like.” _____ assessing their skills as a dancer

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      Howard Stern

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      Robin Quivers

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      Fred Norris

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      Gary Dell’Abate

  • “There was a bucket with kitty litter in it and I just pissed in that … I’m a Neanderthal.” _____ on peeing in the parking lot before attending a Philadelphia Eagles game

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      Richard Christy

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      Will Murray

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      Wolfie

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      Mike Fox

  • “There’s no top, there’s no bottom … I just want to do the peck and get it over with.” _____ explaining their boundaries before kissing Chris Wilding in honor of PRIDE month

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      sal governale

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      richard christy

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      JD Harmeyer

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      Benjy Bronk

  • “Our wedding day has completed the construction of our building … we can take away the bulldozers, the cranes, and say we’ve done it, we are complete.” _____ reciting their vows to their now-wife

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      Ronnie Mund

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      Steve Nowicki

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      Memet Walker

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      Mike Fox

  • “My first paycheck was when I was 11 months old.” _______ recalling their early start as a child entertainer

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      Brooke Shields

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      Charlie Puth

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      Demi Lovato

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      Sarah Jessica Parker

  • “I turned around and all these old drunk men were pointing at me and laughing … I think that scarred me for life and I could never pee.” _____ recalling the childhood experience at a ball game they blame for their urinating difficulties

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      Sal Governale

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      JD Harmeyer

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      Steve Nowicki

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      Wolfie

  • “If the driver is on the phone, playing music I don’t particularly enjoy, driving like an idiot, etc., I will let them know.” _____ theorizing why they have one of the lowest Uber ratings on the Stern Show staff

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      Jon Hein

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      Jason Kaplan

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      Benjy Bronk

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      Samantha Fontana

  • “I just want the world to be a healthy, happier place … I don’t plan on winning, to be quite frank with you.” _____ on their decision to run for U.S. Senate

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      Ass Napkin Ed

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      Bobo

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      Lenny Dykstra

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      tan mom

  • “I was breathing and trying to concentrate, and I just got this [whiff] of like hotdogs from somebody vomiting.” _____ detailing their experience at a breathwork seminar

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      Sal Governale

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      Steve Nowicki

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      Memet Walker

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      Samantha Fontana

  • “He put his hand on my heart and said, ‘Oh my God, your heart is beating so fast.’ I said, ‘Well, you’re John Travolta and you have your hand on my nipple.’” _____ recalling how John Travolta comforted them when they made their “Late Show with David Letterman” debut

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      Chris Distefano

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      Eric Andre

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      Nick Cannon

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      Seth Meyers

  • “I do want her to find someone … [to] emotionally be there for her, be with her, bang her out.”
    _____ explaining their desire to help their mother find love again

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      Chris Wilding

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      Mike Pearlman

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      Samantha Fontana

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      Mike Trainor

  • “I was staying with a friend in the city, and I didn’t want to wake them up by brushing my teeth … I’m a very aggressive brusher, and I have a lot of junk in my teeth.” _____ after getting caught brushing their teeth in the staff kitchen

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      Sal Governale

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      Richard Christy

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      JD Harmeyer

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      wolfie

  • “If I adjust these things like just a little bit my ball pops out … it looks like panties.” _____ complaining about the pair of Speedos they were trying on while in Miami

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      Sal Governale

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      Richard Christy

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      JD Harmeyer

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      Benjy Bronk

  • “He had an Andy Warhol wig on, so I don’t even recognize him, and he’s toilet papering my house and I have a gun next to my bed … and then he’s pressing his face up against my window and I’m like, ‘Fucking Knoxville.’” _____ on the time they almost accidentally shot Johnny Knoxville in a prank gone wrong

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      Adam Levine

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      Eric Andre

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      John Stamos

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      Michael Rapaport

  • “I bet a couple times a week … I think about the end of the Roman Empire and if we’re facing that.” _____ admitting that they’re part of a popular TikTok trend

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      Gary Dell’Abate

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      Jon Hein

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      Jason Kaplan

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      Will Murray

  • “It’s the best coffee I’ve ever had in my life … if you eat some coffee beans and shit them out, I would probably drink the coffee from those beans.” _____ on their love of a rather unusual type of coffee

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      Richard Christy

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      Steve Nowicki

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      Chris Wilding

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      Jon Blitt

  • “I don’t like to travel, I don’t like to socialize, I don’t like to do anything — but I came here because … I love them both, leave me alone.” _____ honoring Ronnie and Stephanie with a speech at their wedding

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      JD Harmeyer

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      Memet Walker

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      Mike Pearlman

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      Will Murray

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