Take the Stern Show’s 2023 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
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“Do you love my dad?” _____ repeatedly asking Howard about his thoughts on their father during their Stern Show interview
Chris Distefano
Jay Pharoah
Nick Cannon
Post Malone
“I have a lap now and I’d actually like to … take it for a test drive.” _____ on wanting a lap dance while visiting Ronnie in Vegas since losing weight
Jon Hein
Jason Kaplan
Benjy Bronk
Memet Walker
“I know I want to do more … but I don’t want to look like I’m juggling, which is what I look like.” _____ assessing their skills as a dancer
Howard Stern
Robin Quivers
Fred Norris
Gary Dell’Abate
“There was a bucket with kitty litter in it and I just pissed in that … I’m a Neanderthal.” _____ on peeing in the parking lot before attending a Philadelphia Eagles game
Richard Christy
Will Murray
Wolfie
Mike Fox
“There’s no top, there’s no bottom … I just want to do the peck and get it over with.” _____ explaining their boundaries before kissing Chris Wilding in honor of PRIDE month
sal governale
richard christy
JD Harmeyer
Benjy Bronk
“Our wedding day has completed the construction of our building … we can take away the bulldozers, the cranes, and say we’ve done it, we are complete.” _____ reciting their vows to their now-wife
Ronnie Mund
Steve Nowicki
Memet Walker
Mike Fox
“My first paycheck was when I was 11 months old.” _______ recalling their early start as a child entertainer
Brooke Shields
Charlie Puth
Demi Lovato
Sarah Jessica Parker
“I turned around and all these old drunk men were pointing at me and laughing … I think that scarred me for life and I could never pee.” _____ recalling the childhood experience at a ball game they blame for their urinating difficulties
Sal Governale
JD Harmeyer
Steve Nowicki
Wolfie
“If the driver is on the phone, playing music I don’t particularly enjoy, driving like an idiot, etc., I will let them know.” _____ theorizing why they have one of the lowest Uber ratings on the Stern Show staff
Jon Hein
Jason Kaplan
Benjy Bronk
Samantha Fontana
“I just want the world to be a healthy, happier place … I don’t plan on winning, to be quite frank with you.” _____ on their decision to run for U.S. Senate
Ass Napkin Ed
Bobo
Lenny Dykstra
tan mom
“I was breathing and trying to concentrate, and I just got this [whiff] of like hotdogs from somebody vomiting.” _____ detailing their experience at a breathwork seminar
Sal Governale
Steve Nowicki
Memet Walker
Samantha Fontana
“He put his hand on my heart and said, ‘Oh my God, your heart is beating so fast.’ I said, ‘Well, you’re John Travolta and you have your hand on my nipple.’” _____ recalling how John Travolta comforted them when they made their “Late Show with David Letterman” debut
Chris Distefano
Eric Andre
Nick Cannon
Seth Meyers
“I do want her to find someone … [to] emotionally be there for her, be with her, bang her out.”
_____ explaining their desire to help their mother find love againChris Wilding
Mike Pearlman
Samantha Fontana
Mike Trainor
“I was staying with a friend in the city, and I didn’t want to wake them up by brushing my teeth … I’m a very aggressive brusher, and I have a lot of junk in my teeth.” _____ after getting caught brushing their teeth in the staff kitchen
Sal Governale
Richard Christy
JD Harmeyer
wolfie
“If I adjust these things like just a little bit my ball pops out … it looks like panties.” _____ complaining about the pair of Speedos they were trying on while in Miami
Sal Governale
Richard Christy
JD Harmeyer
Benjy Bronk
“He had an Andy Warhol wig on, so I don’t even recognize him, and he’s toilet papering my house and I have a gun next to my bed … and then he’s pressing his face up against my window and I’m like, ‘Fucking Knoxville.’” _____ on the time they almost accidentally shot Johnny Knoxville in a prank gone wrong
Adam Levine
Eric Andre
John Stamos
Michael Rapaport
“I bet a couple times a week … I think about the end of the Roman Empire and if we’re facing that.” _____ admitting that they’re part of a popular TikTok trend
Gary Dell’Abate
Jon Hein
Jason Kaplan
Will Murray
“It’s the best coffee I’ve ever had in my life … if you eat some coffee beans and shit them out, I would probably drink the coffee from those beans.” _____ on their love of a rather unusual type of coffee
Richard Christy
Steve Nowicki
Chris Wilding
Jon Blitt
“I don’t like to travel, I don’t like to socialize, I don’t like to do anything — but I came here because … I love them both, leave me alone.” _____ honoring Ronnie and Stephanie with a speech at their wedding
JD Harmeyer
Memet Walker
Mike Pearlman
Will Murray