Show Rundown: December 14, 2016
Show Rundown: December 14, 2016
Howard Stern’s Christmas Spectacular Show
Good Morning Everybody!
Howard Stern’s Christmas Spectacular kicked off with a special holiday edition of “The Great American Nightmare” as listeners were greeted with a festive, “ho, ho, ho now!”
Howard revealed that he was holding an envelope with Bobo’s grade in it, but no one knew the results except the proctor, Alexandria, and Jason Kaplan.
“I could hardly sleep last night,” Robin said.
However, just as they were beginning to discuss Bobo, there was a knock at the studio door and “Perez Hilton” stumbled in explaining that he had been hanging out with Santa and had an accident. “Perez” stuck a finger in Santa’s butt — the same finger, in fact, that he stuck in Benjy Bronk’s posterior years ago and had never cleaned. Santa got an infection from the dirty digit and immediately fell ill.
“It gets crazier,” Perez continued, telling Howard that he stuck the same finger in his own mouth thinking it would taste like candy canes. It did not. Instead, “Perez” also got sick and called upon Howard and Robin to look after Santa’s sleigh while he rested up.
With free reign over Santa’s sleigh, Howard and Robin took a few joyrides and ran into Nick Cannon, Amy Schumer, Lenny Dykstra, Beetlejuice, Tracy Morgan, and Jonah Hill while traversing the urban terrain.
Later during the Christmas Spectacular, Evil Dave and Suzanne “Underdog” Muldowney called in, and Ass Napkin Ed even copped to once sticking his penis in a jar of peanut butter.