Chris Wilding Is Dealing With a Nasty Case of Diarrhea in Panama
“He did convince me to drink the tap water which I’ve begun to think was a big mistake,” he tells Howard of the possible culprit
November 23, 2021
The romantic trip Stern Show staffer Chris Wilding took to see his boyfriend in Panama has also included an unwanted guest—a nasty bout with diarrhea. “It’s completely bad,” he told Howard from his hotel room Tuesday morning. “The last segment I was shitting and I mean pissing-out-of-my-ass shitting.”
While Howard at first thought the cause was the chicken burger and fries Chris ate, it’s more likely to blame on the tap water he admitted to drinking. “He did convince me to drink the tap water which I’ve begun to think was a big mistake,” Chris said. “He goes, ‘Yeah, you can drink the tap water,’ I drink the tap water … I’m trusting this guy enough to fly here, I’m trusting this guy to fuck me in the ass.”
“Anytime you go overseas, it’s different water and different bacteria,” Howard cautioned in response. “You’ve got to be careful.”
Though his stomach issues have been constant, it hasn’t completely gotten in the way of the couple’s more intimate moments. “It’s a very delicate procedure and timing is everything,” Chris said of their decision to keep having sex. “It’s an occupational hazard … You move on from it, you have no choice.”
