Bobo Writes Apology to Howard After Wack Pack Exit Drama

After getting into hot water recently with Howard for supposedly not wanting to be a part of the Wack Pack anymore, frequent caller Bobo took a familiar route towards redemption—he wrote an apology note. “I had a moment of non-clarity, a moment of decline which impaired my brain function which resulted in cloudy judgment,” he said over audio that Howard played Monday morning in what he called his “Letter of Regretfulness.” “I regret my words to you.”

“How many letters has he had to write over the years,” an angry Mariann from Brooklyn said of the correspondence. “He’s constantly apologizing.”

When Bobo called in to defend himself and get back in Howard’s good graces, he blamed something called Scatterbrain Syndrome for his lapse in judgment. “I suffered this when I was a child,” he said of the disorder. “I get very confused, and I don’t see things clearly. I’m very impulsive and what happens [is] I don’t pay attention … when I don’t allow my brain to process properly it results in my cloudy judgment.”

“Funny, Bobo, how your brain doesn’t get cloudy when you know how to associate your name with ‘Howard Stern Wack Pack,’” Mariann questioned of his tendency to mention his affiliation with the Stern Show across his various social media accounts. “How come your brain isn’t foggy then?”

To further prove his point, Bobo revealed these issues were documented in report cards dating back to the third grade. “The teacher says it word for word that I had trouble concentrating … I always had trouble understanding, I had to re-read stuff over and over to get the whole gist of it,” he said before admitting he would get feedback such as, “Steven must learn how to leave others alone and keep quiet.”

“If I had a report card that said I was dull and unable to concentrate, why would you save that?” Howard wondered in disbelief. “I would get rid of that thing and burn it.”