VIDEO: From Erotic Eggnog to Rented Santa Beards, Ronnie Mund’s Holiday Sex Tips Are No Christmas Miracle
“I think Ronnie is officially out of sex tips,” Howard says
December 8, 2022
Ho ho ho, stop the clock! Ronnie Mund promised to stuff listeners’ stockings with an all-new batch of holiday-themed sex tips on Wednesday morning, but after hearing them Howard wondered if his longtime limo driver had instead handed out lumps of coal.
“I think Ronnie is officially out of sex tips because he just did a whole bunch of sex tips for Christmas … and every one of them is basically ‘take the weirdest fucking thing you can find [and] stick it in your ass,’” Howard said.
Ronnie was incredulous. “Dude, where do you want it to go?” he asked. “Do you want it to go in my ear for Christ’s sake?”
The first holiday sex tip of 2022 involved forging a dildo out of frozen eggnog and then letting it melt inside one’s partner. The logistics left Howard and executive producer Gary Dell’Abate confused. “I turn the [eggnog-filled ice cube] tray over, and then I get a knife and a hammer?” Gary asked.
“This is freezing cold. Why would I want that?” Co-host Robin Quivers added.
“Robin, then you’ve never had any fucking fun then,” Ronnie retorted before taking aim at Gary’s fondness for more traditional bedroom antics. “Sorry, Gary — I don’t just ‘stick it in,’” Ronnie said.
Ronnie’s other tips involved everything from chocolate anal plugs and lubed-up dreidels to a rented Santa Claus beard. The Ronnie Puppet summed Ronnie’s 2022 Holiday Sex Tips up nicely: “You take a gross thing, and you stick it in the other gross thing, and then it goes up your ass — yeah!”
In the end, Howard wondered if it was finally time for Ronnie to stop dispensing advice. “You should be like Quentin Tarantino [who] stops after 10 movies,” he suggested. “Maybe you’re sex tipped out.”
Tired of getting goofed on, Ronnie thought Howard might be right. “I did my 10 fucking movies, and I’m done,” he said.
