VIDEO: Stern Show Superfans Watch JD Harmeyer Eat Lunch at Ultimate Fan Event

While Fred Norris offered fans his sincere gratitude at last week’s Ultimate Howard Stern Show Fan Experience, JD Harmeyer treated them to something quite different: the longtime staffer allowed fans to watch him chow down on a buffet lunch.

“The fans sat stadium style just to watch JD eat,” Stern Show staffer Wolfie reported on Tuesday. “They were laser focused.”

“I sat down and gave them the show,” JD agreed.

And what a show it was! While JD was first in line for food, he apparently regretted his selection. “I shouldn’t have gotten fries, they’re a little cold,” he told Wolfie while still chewing. “It’s not, you know what? I can’t… I’m not answering questions … I’m spitting everywhere.”