GETTING TO KNOW JD

After pointing out that JD referred to himself on his myspace.com profile as “smart, funny and a good kisser,” Howard also noted that JD claims to be looking for a girl who thinks “people in neck braces are hilarious,” and who finds his videogame-playing skills a turn-on. Artie commented that with those kinds of qualities, JD should just admit in his profile that he is looking for a 400-pound woman.