A New Face Gets a Rise

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Mike Morse, a friend of Bob’s who’s working on a sitcom with him, took the floor and immediately said that Bob has such a drinking problem that Artie is his designated driver. Mike went on to comment that Jim has no standards when it comes to women and that he’s like a hot fudge sundae because every night “he ends up in a fat girl.” Mike then noted that the difference between Ralph and a tick is that one is a repulsive parasite while the other’s a tick. As Mike continued his act, Ralph pointed out that he didn’t think he should have to take any more of Mike’s insults because he didn’t know who he was. However, Artie responded that he thought Mike was so funny that the sitcom he’s writing will be great “if he can just get rid of Bob.”