Who Gets Howard’s Money?

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A caller asked Howard the following question: “If you had a child with Beth, would it inherit the same amount as your other children?” Howard said “of course,” explaining that if you love your children, you can’t do so unevenly; it’s unconditional, and therefore equally absolute. Artie asked Howard if any of the staff was in his will, but Howard evaded the question. Robin noted that she recently had to write her will, and it was “very depressing.”