Jeff the Drunk Now Armless

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff the Drunk called in to discuss how he hurt his good arm: “I fractured it. My scapula.” Howard said he was thinking about Jeff over the weekend, as he knew this was Jeff’s worst fear – hurting the one good arm he has left. Jeff told the crew he couldn’t heal the arm with a sling – it’s not possible with his other arm already in one – so he just has to use it as little as possible. Howard asked Jeff how he ate and wiped his ass, and Jeff explained: “I just do it.”