Show Rundown: January 27, 2009
Henry Hill Explains Why He Hasn’t Called In a While
Fred Norris Answers Questions About His Sex Life
Lisa G Details Her Bathroom Routine
JD Harmeyer is Dating Someone, But It’s ‘Very New’
Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty Shifts Careers
Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty Shifts Careers
1991's beauty queen tries her hand at pornography
Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty stopped by to promote her new porn career, saying she’d come a long way since winning the Miss USA crown in 1991. In between, she was on “Beverly Hills: 90210,” “Melrose Place,” “Passions” and few Disney shows.
Her career never really took off though, so now she’s doing porn for Vivid – her first film, “Faithless,” comes out next month. Howard asked Kelli about a particularly rough scene in her movie. Steve the (former) Intern came in to say he was upset that Kelli was betraying her Miss USA title: “Doesn’t Miss USA mean anything?”
Artie shouted his reply: “No!” Steve thought Kelli could hurt the little girls that look up to her: “You should lead by example.” Howard disagreed: “It’s not like she’s the Queen of England … it’s just a thing put together by television executives.”
Howard asked what Kelli did as Miss USA, and she said it was a lot of charity work – and fielding calls from celebrity paramours.
The Hunt For Silicone
Gary chimed in that Scott DePace doubted Kelli’s D-cups were all natural, as she claimed. Kelli said she wouldn’t let him feel them with his hands, she did let Scott give her a “hug test.” Scott quickly ran into the studio to administer the test and reported that they flattened like the real things – so they must be real.
Benjy didn’t believe it though and wanted to administer some other test that would require Kelli to lie down. Kelli, however, said Benjy scared her and wouldn’t comply. She did let him touch her breasts with his elbow though and Benjy claimed he could feel an implant. DePace though Benjy was wrong though.