Show Rundown: March 25, 2009
Problems with Dogs in the Bed
Artie Returns to Therapy
Lou Bellera Coaches Some Sybian Rides
Iliza Shlesinger is the ‘Last Comic Standing’
Iliza Shlesinger is the ‘Last Comic Standing’
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The winner of the final season of “Last Comic Standing,” Iliza Shlesinger, stopped by – but before she could say anything, Artie cut in: “Holy shit. That’s the hottest comic ever.” Iliza told the crew she had to tour with four “Last Comic Standing” runners-up and it was awkward: “But I got too see the country and build a fan-base…I would go back to my hotel room every night and cry into a big pile of money.”
Howard asked if Iliza ever tried to play up her good looks on-stage, but Iliza denied it: “I think it’s important to be who you are onstage and offstage.” Iliza added that she rarely felt sexy – some dude recently refused to dance with her, and she couldn’t figure why he didn’t want to “stand there when I rub on you and dance around you.”
Pauly Shore Tried to Mouth-Kiss Her
Iliza told the crew about being introduced by Pauly Shore at the taping for her first comedy special (“He tried to mouth-kiss me on Showtime and I was like, ‘I’m not gonna kick off my comedy career with a kiss from Pauly Shore'”) and complained about doggy-style sex: “Humans are the only animals that have sex facing each other. So why do we call it doggy-style? You never see two goats embracing, eyes locked…horsey-style is much more adorable.”