Show Rundown: January 11, 2010
As Howard Predicted, Leno Failed
Welcome to the Stern Family, Apple
The Plot Against Hanzi
Gary Coleman Talks Financial Woes, Getting Naked
Sal Vapors Through Jon Hein’s Daughter’s Bat Mitzvah
Howard Knows Who the Maggot Is
Medicated Pete Went on a Date and Scored a Kiss
Medicated Pete Went on a Date and Scored a Kiss
Medicated Pete came in to tell the crew that he’d gone on a successful date over the weekend, claiming he even kissed the girl for “like 2 minutes” after dinner.
Robin referenced Pete’s infamously messy table habits: “You ate in front of her and she still kissed you?”
Howard asked if the girl was now his girlfriend, but Pete shrugged: “I might be seeing this person again so I don’t know.”
Under further questioning, Pete revealed that his date was 6 feet tall – and he was totally in love with her: “I am.”
Howard wondered if he’d “jerked off thinking about getting inside her,” and Pete nodded: “Possibly.”
Howard laughed: “That’s a yes.”
Gary reported that Pete had told Scott the Engineer – and Ronnie the Limo Driver – a completely different story, so Howard asked if Pete was telling him the truth.
Pete shrugged: “I think so. I don’t know.”