Howard Feels Left Out, Wiped Out

Howard complained that Beth went out last night with Ralph and Nobu partner, Richie Notar: “And I’m not included…I don’t like not being included in anything. Everything should revolve around me.”

Howard stayed home instead–the most eventful part of his night was taking a shit and forgetting to bring his baby wipes from the other side of the bathroom: “I waddle over with my pants down around my ankles to get my baby wipes.”

Howard said he’d felt pathetic: “Not only are they baby wipes but they have little teddy bears all over them.”