Benjy Eats Salad off the Floor

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Citing Ronnie the Limo Driver as a witness, Howard admonished Benjy for spilling his salad on the carpet outside the studio–and then gathering the spillage and putting it back in the bowl to eat: “That is just disgusting, Benjy. Get a new salad.”

Benjy said he only salvaged what he could: “I threw out some of the top layer.”

Ronnie was disgusted: “You don’t know which parts went back in the bowl!”

Benjy shrugged: “You’re right. It wasn’t exact.”

Howard laughed: “Benjy, it’s not a big deal. I’m just telling you, in the future, you might want to consider not eating off the carpet.”