Show Rundown: January 3, 2011
Robin’s Trip to Thailand
The Ants Go Marching In
The Rex Ryan Video: Why the Terrorists Hate Us
It Was a Subdued Holliday Party
Everything Was Fine…And Then Rickyman Grabbed the Mic
The Joke Man Is a Wet Blanket
Riley Martin Says Tim Sabean Ruined Christmas
Riley Martin Says Tim Sabean Ruined Christmas
Wack Packer calls in to say Howard's program director is underpaying him
Riley Martin called in to complain about his salary, but Howard cut him off: “Maybe it’s time to leave…the idea of giving you a show was a bit of a goof. Let me be honest with you.”
Riley didn’t want to hear it, saying Howard–nor his “shiksa old lady”–could possibly understand his plight: “Are you going to explain to me why my grandkids didn’t get any presents?”
Riley explained that he had gotten a call from Tim Sabean before the holidays, telling him that because of the History of Howard Stern replays, he would not be needed for the last two weeks of the year…nor would be be paid for those two weeks.
Howard stayed calm, telling Riley his weekly show was only ever meant to supplement his income: “I feel you are getting paid what you’re worth…it was never meant to be a job.”
Riley continued to pepper his attacks with bigoted language (“You have something here and you are shitting on it like you do with your cheap house servants.”), so Howard eventually gave up: “You’re an anti-Semitic fool.”