Gary the Conqueror Stops by the Stern Show

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Gary the Conqueror stopped by to catch up with the crew and complained that his manager was forcing him to host a podcast tonight despite the fact that he was traveling. “He wants me to do it every Thursday. People on the Internet don’t do what I tell them to do, you know?” the Wack Packer said.

Howard noted that Gary was still coughing like a smoker, so Gary claimed he had switched to electronic cigarettes.

“Sal does the same thing here!” Howard said, explaining that Sal was no role model: “You’re going to have a cold for 30 years the way you’re going.”

A CONQUEROR’S RESTRAINING ORDER

Before he left, Gary told the crew he’d taken out a restraining order against a woman he’d previously claimed was his girlfriend.

“She’s gotta leave me alone now. If she don’t leave me alone when I get back home, she will go to jail,” the Wack Packer said.

Howard was impressed: “That’s a pretty sophisticated thing…does someone assist you with that?”

Gary nodded: “I’ve done it before…my [social] worker helped me out.”

Ralph Cirella later called in to express his own amazement: “I don’t even know how to do that!”