Gary’s To-Do System

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard noted that Gary frequently stores reminders to himself in his pockets–on small, individual pieces of paper: “What happens if he takes off his pants?”

Gary came in to demonstrate his system, pulling a wad of notes from his pocket and reading them off: “First of all, it’s not super important stuff.”

Gary said most of the tasks had already been completed, leading Robin to laugh: “He’s not even maintaining his system!”

Howard was disgusted: “Can you believe I have to tell my producer how to make a schedule?”