Pauly Shore Can’t Get Booked

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Pauly Shore stopped by to promote his Showtime special, “Vegas Is My Oyster,” and complained that he hadn’t been able to book an appearance on “Chelsea Lately.” He inquired why but to no avail. “She didn’t respond,” he explained to Howard Wednesday morning. “There was dead silence. Like white noise.”

The comedian expanded, revealing the E! star had actually passed on him three years in a row. “I think it’s personal. I think it’s something I did back in the day,” he said. “Like I jerked off on her or some type…back in the day, I was so f’ed up, that I don’t remember half the shit I did.”