Show Rundown: October 31, 2011
Worked Up Over the ‘Joke Man’
Sal’s Secret Brother
Rickyman Goes to Hollywood
Amy Schumer Reveals the Roast Jokes She Didn’t Get to Tell
Robin Will Cut Your Line, No Regrets
Amy Schumer Admits Most of Her Dirty Talk Is Made Up
K.C. Armstrong Reviews Staff Bodies
K.C. Armstrong Reviews Staff Bodies
K.C. Armstrong called in with a bizarre bit: a review of the staff’s half-naked bodies. K.C. had somehow seen a 2-year-old HowardTV special during which the staff had taken off their shirts–and now wanted to give his professional opinion, starting with Howard: “You have a good back. Your back is nice. But you have cow nipples…Sal has big nipples too.”
Howard was surprised: “By the way, is K.C. gay or what?” K.C. wasn’t sure: “I might be a gay. I don’t know.”
K.C. went on, saying Fred looked amazing: “He’s got a jacked-up chest. He’s got good arms.”
K.C. also said Richard looked “like a lumberjack”–and Benjy? ‘Cockstrong’: “He looks cockstrong…but he has small nipples.”
Howard couldn’t help but laugh: “I’m freaked out.”
K.C. admitted he was in a bad way: “I’m having a little panic attack. It’s all good…I’m on Librium. It’s for the DTs.” Howard thought Librium wasn’t what K.C. seemed to need most: “You ought to go on that drug Penis-in.”