Show Rundown: May 20, 2013

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today on the Stern Show, Sternak The Improbable sees all and stuff again, followed by April Macie’s return as well. As usual, she just gets right to with Howard, opening up about her slight jealousy towards another female comic, that time Lance Armstrong offered his ass up to her tongue (ALLEGEDLY), and the tasteful “No Raping” signs posted everywhere for our male soldiers stationed in Guantanamo. Then the staff gets nice and mopey, as they offer their picks for “Song that Always Makes You Cry.”