Robin Quivers’ Latest Revelation Will Leave You Speechless and Possibly Turned On

In what is certainly one of the greatest revelations in show history. World-famous newswoman and sex symbol Robin Ophelia Quivers admitted to kissing one of her own breasts while masturbating. Heres everything we know so far:

She kissed just one breast.

Her nipples were erect at the time.

She had to crane her neck, despite the large size of the breast.

It felt weird.

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