The 15th Annual Anatomy Awards

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

The man who turned his perversion into an empire, Stern Show favorite Mr. Skin stopped by today to announce the winners of the 15th annual Anatomy Awards. It’s a race more exciting than the Oscars and sexier than the Golden Globes (there’s a Mr. Skin pun in there somewhere).

Before we get to the winners a word on something called Mr. Man

MR. MAN?

Mr Skin started a male nudity site called Mr. Man. His team of fellow-pervs scour Blu-ray and DVD copies of legitimate movies, searching for back sack and ball-fumbles to please the straight ladies and gay men of the world.

He wants everyone to know that he himself does not enjoy looking at the site, but his people tell him that Liam Neeson has the biggest cock in Hollywood and his galleries of Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender are all extremely popular.

ANATOMY AWARDS

Now, onto the show! You can see all the NSFW, Adults Only, Nude Pictures at Mr. Skin.com! The winners of the 15th Annual (wow does time fly!) Anatomy Awards are:

Best Nip Slip – Tina Fey at the Emmy Awards

Nudecomer of the Year – Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street

Best Breasts – Emily Ratajkowski in Blurred Lines

Best Lesbian Scene – Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Color

Best Full Frontal – Rosario Dawson in Trance

Best TV Show – Masters of Sex

Best Backburger – Sarah Butler in The Stranger Within

Best Pearl Necklace – Shiri Appleby in Girls

Most Niptastic Nips – Laura Haddock in Da Vinci’s Demons

Monster Muff – Gaby Hoffmann in Crystal Fairy

Best Butt – Ellen Hollman in Spartacus

Best Albino Nudity – Lauren Dawes in Top of the Lake

Best Fart Lighting Scene – Toni Collette in Mental

Best Lip-Slip – Vanessa Hudgens in The Frozen Ground

Best Handbra – Sarah Silverman in Susan 313

Classic Blu-Ray Re-Release – Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel

Breast Picture – The Wolf of Wall Street

Lifetime Skinchievement – Charlize Theron