Will Memet Walker Go Through With a Guy-Guy-Girl Threesome?

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Stern Show staffer Memet Walker has a sexual conundrum on his hands: should he go through with a double-dude threesome in order to then have a threesome with two girls? The proposition was made to him by a woman he’s hooked up with in the past and he told Howard on Tuesday he’s now considering whether or not he’d be game.

“There’s a lot to think about. I told her it would have to be someone with a smaller penis than me,” Memet said. “I have my own thing going on in my head. I’m insecure.”

In addition to worrying about the other guy packing more than him, Memet is concerned the performance issues that’ve plagued him in the past could return. In January, he declared on air that he was turning to celibacy in order to avoid any further embarrassment in the bedroom. However, this indecent proposal might be too good for him to pass up.

“Even if I end up totally humiliating myself in this situation, which is very likely, I’ll still be able to, at the end of the night, tell myself ‘Well, you’re still going to get the threesome with two girls,” Memet explained.

Memet informed Howard he has no interest in having sex with another man and that he is currently researching various sex positions that will prevent him from coming in contact with the guy.

“I’m trying to find out if you can do positions where the penises don’t touch,” he said, although he admitted that high-fiving the other gentleman during sex is not gay and therefore not off the table.

Many on the staff couldn’t understand why Memet would be willing to have this MMF threesome if he’s already had sex with the girl. She, like Memet, is currently exploring just where her sexual boundaries lie.

“She reminds me of the female version of me, basically,” Memet said. “She is out there living her life right now.”

In addition to hooking up in person, Memet revealed he and this girl also created wax molds of their hands, the idea being they’d be able to pleasure each other even while not together.

“I did it like I was fingering her and she did it like she was jerking off,” Memet explained.

Shuli Egar came into the studio and warned Memet about going through with the threesome. He admitted he had a sexual experience with a girl and another guy once and has regretted it ever since. “This was one of the worst experiences of my life,” Shuli said. “I don’t think he fully understands what it means to stare at another naked dude across from you in a bed.” The visual wasn’t the only thing that bothered Shuli — he confessed the smell of the other man still haunts him as well.

“As soon as I came, I left the room,” Shuli continued. “The only reason I did it was because the chick was so hot and I wanted to bang her so bad.”

It seems as though Memet isn’t heeding Shuli’s advice, though. “You all have been out of the game way too long,” he told everyone on hand in the studio.

“Let’s ask the real question: you think any hot chick is really fucking Shuli?” Howard joked.